Friday, November 02, 2007

Heard at Halloween

The church in Canewdon had been blocked off from any trouble makers this year, due to the trouble last year. Several police officers were standing guard at the bottom of the road, leading up to the church.

An odd looking man walks up to one of the police officers.
- Hello, can you let me through to the church please?
- No, said the officer, no one can pass, the church has been sealed off.
- But...but...I've driven 40 miles to get here tonight...?!!!
- Sorry, but I cannot let you pass, said the officer
- But...I've brought my wand.....?!
- ??

One of the other police officers chirped up:
- Who the hell brought Harry Potter along?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Alltid kul att läsa nått nytt, speciellt att höra hur det är nu i England. kramar